[ 'Tis the season to be a completely different kind of whore than usual: the dreaded Consumer Whore. Which is really just a fancy way of saying she went shopping and was super sneaky about getting stuff back into the apartment without anyone noticing. Ayyyyyyyyyy.
ANYWAY. Located somewhere Cloud might "coincidentally" stumble across them are two packages! not those kind of packages
The first, smaller, present contains a pair of assless chaps -- nah, just kidding. They're motorcycle chaps, complete with custom buttons identical to his wolf earring/pauldron decoration. That explains why she would occasionally come up beside him and chatter away about some dumb topic the past couple of weeks; just arbitrarily eyeballing measurements for the shop would've been way more difficult.
The second package is way, way heavier. And huge. And pretty goddamn awkward to lug around do you have any idea what a shitshow wrapping this was?????? Motherfucker, you'd better appreciate all this effort! Once the paper comes off, it'll be a very fancy display/shadowbox. More to the point, Panty's already managed to wrestle Zack's Buster Sword inside (which absolutely explains why it's one heavy son of a bitch).
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ANYWAY. Located somewhere Cloud might "coincidentally" stumble across them are two packages!
not those kind of packagesThe first, smaller, present contains a pair of assless chaps -- nah, just kidding. They're motorcycle chaps, complete with custom buttons identical to his wolf earring/pauldron decoration. That explains why she would occasionally come up beside him and chatter away about some dumb topic the past couple of weeks; just arbitrarily eyeballing measurements for the shop would've been way more difficult.
The second package is way, way heavier. And huge. And pretty goddamn awkward to lug around do you have any idea what a shitshow wrapping this was?????? Motherfucker, you'd better appreciate all this effort!
Once the paper comes off, it'll be a very fancy display/shadowbox. More to the point, Panty's already managed to wrestle Zack's Buster Sword inside (which absolutely explains why it's one heavy son of a bitch).
There's even a card.
"So you'll quit leaving swords all over the floor and stop being a wuss while driving.
♥ Panty" ]